Best Maid Plans by Neerja Mayura

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Hello TUGUEGARAO

Sa wakas makaka uwi nanaman ako ng tuguegarao kung saan andun yung magulang ko, lolo't lola at mga tropa ko, fiesta kasi namin ng august 4 at tyak lasingan to the max..
Ganito naman tuwing uuwi ako dun lasingan, lasingan lasingan lalo na pag andun yung tito sunny ko..
Pero ng namimis ko lagi sa lugar namin eh ang kumain ng pancit batilpatung wow kakain ako nun ng maraming marami hahaha :D tapos habang kumakain ako ng pancit itetext at iingitin ko si
pareng badoodles (pare naimasen yum yum) super special ang order ko with mathching kapitan(gin) na may halong extrajoss..

Namimiss ko yung mga ganitong kainan at inumin dati kasi nung nag-aaral ako dun lagi kami sa pancitan nagiinuman ng mga tropa at klassmate ko.. hindi uso ang redhorse, beer na beer at lights dun.. bentang beta sa amin ay ang kapitan(gin) tapos ang pulutan pancit..
Saan ka nga ba makakakita dito sa manila ng nagiinuman na ang pulutan ay pancit? mostly ang pulutan dito ay sisig, tapa okaya sizzling hotdog(pulutan ito sa crossing likod ng edsa central) kaya gusto kong uminom sa amin dahil namimiss ko talaga to..

So kayo sana ma try nyo to pag makadalaw kayo sa amin.. lahat naman ng kanto sa tuguegarao eh may pancitan kaya di kayo mapapagod maghanap.. tanong nyo lang si
pareng badoodles kung ano ang pinaka masarap na pancit dun at tiyak ituturo nya sa inyo yung malapi sa bahay namain hehehe..

You have two choices


Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood.

When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:

"If I were any better, I would be twins!"

Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,

so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant

Why?

Because Jerry was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there, telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him

"I don't get it! No one can be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"

Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.

I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."

"But it's not always that easy," I protested.

"Yes it is," Jerry said.

"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.

You choose how you react to situations..
You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,

I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.

He left the back door of his restaurant open

And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.

While Jerry trying to open the safe box,

his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him.

Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.

I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"

I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.

"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.

"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."

"Weren't you scared" I asked?

Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.

But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.

In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man..

I knew I needed to take action." "What did you do?" I asked.

"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."

'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.

Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."

"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.

I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.

The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you is your attitude,

so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.

What Ryan means

Gusto ko ring malaman kung ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin ng name ko, gaya gaya ako kay ate Dam dam hehehe :D pero hindi naman lahat ng nakasulat sa baba eh totoo..

What Ryan Means

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

Angry women...

Guys, hope you dont make your woman angry in your life, otherwise you're gone!!! hehe! Goodluck!!!















WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS


Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki...?

Karpintero itong si Jojo at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

"tutulungan kita, Jojo"

...sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,

"ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...

"hindi po"...

Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,

"ito ba?"...

"hindi po"...

Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,

"ito ba?"...

"Opo" ...natuwa ang anghel.

"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer"...

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Jojo sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog...iyak si Jojo.

Litaw si guardian angel, "tutulungan kita"...

sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri,

"ito ba ang misis mo?"

...sagot si Jojo, "opo".

..nagalit si anghel,

"sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman mabait ka"...

Nag- reason-out si Jojo,

"sorry po, angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili. At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.

At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Kaya lang naman nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki eh for a good and noble reason.