The Search for the 2008 Philippines 10 Best Humor Blogs is on! COOL!
1. Kailangang may sarili kang blog.
Meron
2. Iboto ang iyong 3-5 peyborit humor blogs sa pamamagitan ng pagpo-post tungkol sa mga ito sa iyong blog. I-rank ito mula Number 1 hanggang Number 5.
greenpinoy.com
huwantso.blogspot.com
kwentonbarbero.com - > kasama ka pre hehehe :D
3. Ang mga binotong humor blogs ay magkakamit ng kaukulang boto:- Number 1 – 5 votes (GP bigay mo sa akin yung prize!)- Number 2 – 4 votes (M para sau to tol!)- Number 3 – 3 votes- Number 4 – 2 votes- Number 5 – 1 vote.
4. Ang title ng iyong post ay pwedeng “Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza”, “Super Cool Blogs”, “Best Humor Blogs”, “5 Blogs Na Nakakatawa” o kahit anong title na maisip. OKAY
5. Ang iyong post ay pwedeng in ispokening inglis o Tagalog. (is it alright kung taglish?!)
6. Sa iyong post kelangan mong banggitin na sumasali ka sa Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza at i-link ang site ng http://kwentongbarbero.com (Yahoo.. Sumali po ako sa Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza... bibigay kasi sa akin ni Greenpinoy yung premyo hehehe :D)
7. Kung sa tingin mo ay isa ka ding humor blog, pwede mong iboto ang sarili mo. Matapos naming i-evaluate kung humor blog ka din, ay sasabihan ka namin kung qualified ka nga. im not a humor blog. Hindi pre wala akong honor.. ah humor ba wala din..
8. Tandaan, tatlo hanggang lima lang ang pwedeng iboto. Hindi pwede ang tie sa iyong ranking. KAILANGAN TATLO?! Opo sir..
9. Mag-iwan ng comment sa page na ‘to para malaman namin kung may pinost ka nang peyborit blogs sa blogsite mo under Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza. Dito ba oh sa site mo naku naman sige..
10. Kung sakaling papalitan ang ranking ng mga binoto o kaya may papalitan kang peyborit blog [nag-LQ kayo, hindi bati, etc], kelangang i-inform kami. ganun LQ tau pre..
11. Heto ang sample entry ng pagboto. Sino ba yang mga yan pre hindi naman yan ang mananalo..
1. greenpinoy.com - eto humor at may amor hehehe, kinaiingitan sa mga exotic post nya .. exotic din ang may ari..hirap mag explain puntahan mo nalang yung link makikita mo.. para gusto mong tignan lahat ng post nang taong to.. apir.. Bibigay sa akin yung prize pag mananlo to pre.. ;) wink
2. huwantso.blogspot.com - makulit tong taong to hindi lang sa blog pati sa personal.. M ipasok mo ulit yung baso sa bunganga mo dali pakita mo sa kanila hehehe :D
3. kwentongbarbero.com - langya gusto mo ikaw manalo hehehe hindi yun pwede pre idol din kita akin yung tshirt ha.. ex. military to x chickboy pumapatol sa studyante hehehe :D, x con- dom hahaha dating gumagamit ng condom, x Dj o naks dj tonio pogi, x instructor hehehe sex instructor nga lang.. xbf ni maring judith.. oh wag kanang mag tanong x bf talaga mag asawa na kau di nakau mag bf at gf.. xxx hahaha :D un un eh..
1. Kung ang kahit isa sa mga binoto mo ay makapasok sa final tally ng Top 10, makakasama ang pangalan mo sa bubunuting raffle ng isang independent third party committee. Ang isang mabubunot ay pipili ng kanyang magiging premyo [isa lang sa mga sumusunod]: Nokia N70 Music Edition, Sony Cybershot Digital Camera, o halagang 15,000 pesos. Pre ako nalng panalunin mo wala ako nyan eh..
2. Ang mga makakapasok naman sa Philippines 10 Best Humor Blogs ay makakatanggap ng certificates at exclusive bragging rights. Ang Top 3 sa mga ito ay makakatanggap ng ‘Oscars of Blogging’ na tropeo. Ang mga mananalo ay i-aanounce sa site na ‘to sa 2008.
May tanong? Email na lang sa dwmx2@yahoo.com - email mo rin ako pre pag my tanong ka.. sa acc... email ah lam mo na un..
Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza
Malupit na pam-banat ng mga romantikong programmer......
"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."
"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."
"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."
"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."
"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."
"I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life."
"You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do."
"You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you."
"If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you."
"Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you."
"We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other."
"public class YourWorld extends MyWorld"
"My love is a for loop without the increment operator-- infinitive, non-terminating, and dificult to stop once it starts running."
"Let me be the 'throws Exception' to your 'public static void main (String[] args)'. I will accept whatever you give me."
"[me != me]. [me += you]."
"You are my superclass: you define what I can do."
"You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you."
"My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().' "
"I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do."
"My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable."
"Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside."
"You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you."
"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."
"Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile."
"You are my API. I want to know everything about you."
"Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do."
"I am a boolean method whose love will always return true."
"Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch."
"Buti pa ang data type, may value."
"Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners."
"String myHeart = "I Love You";
String[] herWords = myHeart.split(" ");
return null;"
"My love for you comes with no strings attached."
"Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head."
"My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite.... "
"Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e..."
Promoted sila..
Malapit na ang pisikal year kaya ayun rating communication namin ngaung week..
Syempre excited lahat yung umaasang mapropromote :D.. ako di ako nag eexpect kasi napromote na ko nung march this time para sa kanila lng ang araw nato.. pero syempre sasabihin sa akin kung ano parin rating ko..
Maraming masaya meron ding hinde.. eto nangyari kagabi dahil promotion period..
sakto tapos na kaming lahat sa rating namin buti sumakto sa thursday club namin edi inuman kami.. si antz yung tropa ko sa kabilang wing ay maraming explenation kung bakit mapakababa ang rating nya.. parehas kami ng level pero sa ginagawa sa opis eh.. mag kaibang magkaiba.. kaya daw mababa sya ayaw nya ng ginagawa nya.. so kahit walang increase si mokong eh.. nanglibre parin sa amin ng 2 bottles of redhorse 500.. Ung isang tropa ko naman na si junD naku promoted (congrats tyong..) nang libre din ng manok.. ako nga nag budget sa 300 pesos na nasa wallet nya ang budget e ganito.. manok sa fud shop 180(lemon sarap), 100 ambag sa alak my ambagan kasi kaming 100 ehehehe.. tapos yung 20 pesos na tira eh.. pamasahe nya pauwi edi sakto yung 300 ni boss junD ahahaha.. kawawa nga lang kasi nung andun na kami 183 pala ung manok.. edi 17 pesos nalng yung pera nya.. kawawang TL hehehe.. next is mits.. hindi sya nakasama sa thursday club umuwi yung misis eh.. manonood daw sila ng john loyd at sarah nung asawa nya.. e hate nya panoorin yun.. sabi ko pagbigya nya na prometed din naman sya at ngaun TL ko na sya congrats pre.. mag susundance ka pag balik mo ng opis.. hehehe.. kantyaw ka sa amin kamukaha mo na si john loyd tama ba spelling eh.. bahala na.. haahaha..
nalasing kami magtrotropa kagabi.. ayun naabutan pa nga kami ni boss tonio.. nanglibre pa ata ng 1 round na RH at pag katapos nung inuman naku diretso kami sa 25 hours goodah.. order kami ng goto.. para kaming mga bata nanaka long sleave na nakaupo dun sa lugawan na yun.. mareclamo magulo tawanan kulitan lasing na kaya ganun.. paguwi naku naglakad kami hangang edsa susuray suray sa daan.. tapos nag hiwahiwalay nakami sa shaw.. sumakay ako ng bus papunta sa amin.. sa lasing ko natulog ako.. kinalabit na ko ng condoctor sabi nya "boss nasa terminal na po tau".. sabay tau ako at bumaba naku nakalimutan ko hindi pala ako nagbayad sa bus.. sabi ko nalang TY.. hehehe..
Hello TUGUEGARAO
Sa wakas makaka uwi nanaman ako ng tuguegarao kung saan andun yung magulang ko, lolo't lola at mga tropa ko, fiesta kasi namin ng august 4 at tyak lasingan to the max..
Ganito naman tuwing uuwi ako dun lasingan, lasingan lasingan lalo na pag andun yung tito sunny ko..
Pero ng namimis ko lagi sa lugar namin eh ang kumain ng pancit batilpatung wow kakain ako nun ng maraming marami hahaha :D tapos habang kumakain ako ng pancit itetext at iingitin ko si pareng badoodles (pare naimasen yum yum) super special ang order ko with mathching kapitan(gin) na may halong extrajoss..
Namimiss ko yung mga ganitong kainan at inumin dati kasi nung nag-aaral ako dun lagi kami sa pancitan nagiinuman ng mga tropa at klassmate ko.. hindi uso ang redhorse, beer na beer at lights dun.. bentang beta sa amin ay ang kapitan(gin) tapos ang pulutan pancit..
Saan ka nga ba makakakita dito sa manila ng nagiinuman na ang pulutan ay pancit? mostly ang pulutan dito ay sisig, tapa okaya sizzling hotdog(pulutan ito sa crossing likod ng edsa central) kaya gusto kong uminom sa amin dahil namimiss ko talaga to..
So kayo sana ma try nyo to pag makadalaw kayo sa amin.. lahat naman ng kanto sa tuguegarao eh may pancitan kaya di kayo mapapagod maghanap.. tanong nyo lang si pareng badoodles kung ano ang pinaka masarap na pancit dun at tiyak ituturo nya sa inyo yung malapi sa bahay namain hehehe..
You have two choices
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood.
When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:
"If I were any better, I would be twins!"
Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,
so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant
Why?
Because Jerry was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there, telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him
"I don't get it! No one can be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.
I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."
"But it's not always that easy," I protested.
"Yes it is," Jerry said.
"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.
You choose how you react to situations..
You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,
I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.
He left the back door of his restaurant open
And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.
While Jerry trying to open the safe box,
his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him.
Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.
When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.
"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared" I asked?
Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.
But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man..
I knew I needed to take action." "What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."
'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.
Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.
I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.
The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you is your attitude,
so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.
What Ryan means
Gusto ko ring malaman kung ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin ng name ko, gaya gaya ako kay ate Dam dam hehehe :D pero hindi naman lahat ng nakasulat sa baba eh totoo..
What Ryan Means |
 You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. |
