Hello TUGUEGARAO

Sa wakas makaka uwi nanaman ako ng tuguegarao kung saan andun yung magulang ko, lolo't lola at mga tropa ko, fiesta kasi namin ng august 4 at tyak lasingan to the max..
Ganito naman tuwing uuwi ako dun lasingan, lasingan lasingan lalo na pag andun yung tito sunny ko..
Pero ng namimis ko lagi sa lugar namin eh ang kumain ng pancit batilpatung wow kakain ako nun ng maraming marami hahaha :D tapos habang kumakain ako ng pancit itetext at iingitin ko si
pareng badoodles (pare naimasen yum yum) super special ang order ko with mathching kapitan(gin) na may halong extrajoss..

Namimiss ko yung mga ganitong kainan at inumin dati kasi nung nag-aaral ako dun lagi kami sa pancitan nagiinuman ng mga tropa at klassmate ko.. hindi uso ang redhorse, beer na beer at lights dun.. bentang beta sa amin ay ang kapitan(gin) tapos ang pulutan pancit..
Saan ka nga ba makakakita dito sa manila ng nagiinuman na ang pulutan ay pancit? mostly ang pulutan dito ay sisig, tapa okaya sizzling hotdog(pulutan ito sa crossing likod ng edsa central) kaya gusto kong uminom sa amin dahil namimiss ko talaga to..

So kayo sana ma try nyo to pag makadalaw kayo sa amin.. lahat naman ng kanto sa tuguegarao eh may pancitan kaya di kayo mapapagod maghanap.. tanong nyo lang si
pareng badoodles kung ano ang pinaka masarap na pancit dun at tiyak ituturo nya sa inyo yung malapi sa bahay namain hehehe..

You have two choices


Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood.

When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:

"If I were any better, I would be twins!"

Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,

so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant

Why?

Because Jerry was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there, telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him

"I don't get it! No one can be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"

Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.

I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."

"But it's not always that easy," I protested.

"Yes it is," Jerry said.

"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.

You choose how you react to situations..
You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,

I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.

He left the back door of his restaurant open

And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.

While Jerry trying to open the safe box,

his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him.

Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.

I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"

I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.

"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.

"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."

"Weren't you scared" I asked?

Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.

But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.

In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man..

I knew I needed to take action." "What did you do?" I asked.

"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."

'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.

Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."

"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.

I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.

The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you is your attitude,

so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.

What Ryan means

Gusto ko ring malaman kung ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin ng name ko, gaya gaya ako kay ate Dam dam hehehe :D pero hindi naman lahat ng nakasulat sa baba eh totoo..

What Ryan Means

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

Angry women...

Guys, hope you dont make your woman angry in your life, otherwise you're gone!!! hehe! Goodluck!!!















WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS


Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki...?

Karpintero itong si Jojo at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

"tutulungan kita, Jojo"

...sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,

"ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...

"hindi po"...

Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,

"ito ba?"...

"hindi po"...

Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,

"ito ba?"...

"Opo" ...natuwa ang anghel.

"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer"...

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Jojo sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog...iyak si Jojo.

Litaw si guardian angel, "tutulungan kita"...

sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri,

"ito ba ang misis mo?"

...sagot si Jojo, "opo".

..nagalit si anghel,

"sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman mabait ka"...

Nag- reason-out si Jojo,

"sorry po, angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili. At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.

At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Kaya lang naman nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki eh for a good and noble reason.

Garage sale



Good Morning friends!!!

A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, etc.), there will be a garage sale on Saturday, July 12, in our house. (If you're going to come, let me know and I'll e-mail you my home address and the directions as well).
I am finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment. I’ve therefore decided to have a garage sale and hopeful I'll make some money.
I've taken a photo of my excess stuff, so if you see anything you like, please let me know as soon as possible so I can reserve it for you, or give you special viewing of the items, assuming the PRICE is RIGHT [see image below].
Hope you can make it - counting on your SUPPORT. Thanks.


Nakakahiya pero I really have to do this… Thanks














A very interesting conversation (read only during your *SPARE* TIME)

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the
problem science has with God, The Almighty.



He asks one of his new Christian students to stand and.....

Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.
How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella.
Is God good?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the
world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says
your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat,
white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold.
We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go
any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we
use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it?
In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism,
but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as
the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it,
touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done so. So, according to the
established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

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Dulot ng global warming sa bansa







Pano kaya pag ganito noh.. di nanatin kailangan ng gasul para magluto ng uulamin.. :D

Thanks to Mits sa pag bigay ng picture na ito..

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You may wonder why bakit ganyan ang title ng kaunaunahang post ko.. Ganyan talaga ang mga programmer pag may bagong tool na inaaral o dene-demo.. Ang unang example na gagawin eh.. HELLO WORLD!!.. kala mo kaka panganak lang :D kaya yan din na isipan ko ng ilagay ng post ko ganyan talaga kami pag bagong ginagawa o pinaag- aaralan.. kakaiba pero sa mga programmer eh.. nakakasawa..

Actually wala akong planong magblog wala lng trip ko lang siguro, mahilig akong mag kwento marami naman din akong kaibigan para i kwento ang mga bagay na nangyayari sa akin.. ika nga ng mga kaibigan ko masyado ako open book.. tipong alam nila lahat ang nangyayari sa buhay ko madaldal na kung madaldal ganito talaga ako eh.. kaya minsan marami akong taong nasasagasaan sa kadaldalan ko.. tipong secrto eh nalalabas ko at dinadag dagan ko daw ha! In fuck nabiyagan nga ako ng pangalan na barberman sa tropa namin sa Tclub..Bolero at puro hangin lang ang dala.. hehehe isipin na nila ang gusto nilang isipin para sa akin totoo ako.. wala akong paki alam ano man tawag nila sa akin basta ako to un lng un..